If you’re a parent with a Twitter account, chances are you tweet about your kids — and often. Some of the things we’ve seen (the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly) are just begging to be shared, and who has the time for more than 140 characters? Not us. So here you go, the funniest tweets from __parents on Twitter this week. #yourewelcome
1. Those husbands do come in handy, sometimes.
My husband got up with the kids this morning and I slept in until 9:30. This is why people have vow renewals isn't it?
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) February 5, 2017
2. We can see why there’d be confusion.
"Are you guys moving?"
"No, home from Costco."— dadpression (@Dadpression) February 5, 2017
3. That’s some scary stuff.
8 [crying]: My TV keeps turning on by itself and it's scaring me
Me: Just go back to bed
8: Will you come with me?
Me: Oh hell no
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) February 7, 2017
4. Why aren’t we skinny yet?
Given how often I am randomly jumped on by my kids, I really should have better abs.
— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) February 6, 2017
5. Fake bribery. Works every time.
Hoping my son forgets to collect the dollar I offered him to go fetch my glasses.
— Jan Moyer (@moyermama) February 6, 2017
6. What a compliment!
Me: Son, it's important to show respect & treat others the way you want to be treated. Understand?
4yo son:…You smell like Froot Loops.
— Babies Daddy (@dshack8) February 5, 2017
7. Phew.
Me: where's the library book you took out this morning?
5: I lost it.
But here's a rock I found in a parking lot in Florida 2 years ago.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) February 3, 2017
8. Awkward.
Walked by a Victoria's Secret with my toddler & she yelled "Boobies" for the next 1/2 hr.
So no different than shopping with my husband.— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) February 7, 2017
9. We can’t resist a good avocado toast.
Kids: Mom, what happened to our college fund?
Me: Avocados.
— ₦ꀧx (@Nikkeya08) February 5, 2017
10. It’s better they learn now.
I'm training my son up for marriage by making him "get this bag of chips away from me."
— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) February 8, 2017
11. But we totally make all the life decisions.
Kick kids out of car. Squeal tires making getaway.
2 minutes later; Shamefully walk their lunches in as everyone slow claps.— Stacey Sordahl (@DrunkAtThePTA) February 6, 2017
12. Freaky Friday moment.
That time you were being loud and your son sent you a snapchat that said: Plz stop. I'm trying to do math. #techforthewin #homeschool
— The HmmmschoolingMom (@hmmmschooling) February 9, 2017
13. It’s just not fair.
The kids have a day off because of the weather, BUT WE HAVE TO GO TO WORK?
Hello, Bullshit? It's me, Lorie…— Lorie (@LorieGZ) February 7, 2017
14. Living on the wild side.
Just threw out a bunch of the kids' crayons instead of putting them away.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) February 4, 2017
15. We want to be princesses, too.
Toddler: *crying bc it isn't her turn with the princess crown*
Me: Sweetie, you need to share
Husband: Just give her the crown, you're 35
— Lurk 'N Stalk (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 5, 2017