If you’re a parent with a Twitter account, chances are you tweet about your kids — and often. Some of the things we’ve seen (the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly) are just begging to be shared, and who has the time for more than 140 characters? Not us. So here you go, the funniest tweets from __parents on Twitter this week. #yourewelcome
1. That’s ALWAYS what it is.
*hears 2yo in other room*
Hubs: What's he doing?
Me: I'm not sure, but if I had to guess, I'd say something I love is about to be broken.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) November 22, 2016
2. Good comeback.
9: You're mean.
Me: Did you know kids with mean moms grow up to be strong and successful?
9: Then I'm gonna be a kajillionaire superstar.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) November 21, 2016
3. Crazy stuff.
Parent: please be quiet, some people sleep later than 8:30 in a hotel.
Kids: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Do they really?— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) November 20, 2016
4. When your kid has had it with shopping.
CLOSE YOUR EYES, MOM!!!! DON'T LOOK AT ANYTHING!!! LET'S JUST LEAVE!!!!
– My 7 year old, holding an intervention while I'm shopping.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) November 20, 2016
5. Did you forget to be careful?
Me: Be careful! It's icy!
6yo: *is careful*
5yo: *is careful*
1yo: *is careful*
Me: *falls on my ass*— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 21, 2016
6. Tater tots are the best.
Pretty disappointed to find out that "Toys for Tots" isn't a program where I trade my kids' toys for delicious tater tots.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 22, 2016
7. So much love.
Me, giving my 6yo a big hug: "Hey sweetheart, I love you so, SO much."
6yo: "Did you go running? Because you smell bad. Like, your skin."
— Kristen Mae (@AbandonPretense) November 20, 2016
8. Smart move.
Taking the kids to a fondue restaurant because their clothes don't have enough food stains.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) November 22, 2016
9. Husbands are so helpful.
When one door closes, another opens. Then another five doors plus two drawers open, and stay that way.
— My husband emptying the dishwasher— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) November 21, 2016
10. Mom brain is a real thing, guys.
You know you are a Mom when you constantly ask yourself, "why did I come in this room?"
— It'sReally10Months (@really10months) November 18, 2016
11. Suckers.
Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today
Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) November 23, 2016
12. Well that’s super creepy.
Get your kids to stay in bed by taping a walkie talkie to your elf on the shelf's back and whispering, "He sees you when you're sleeping."
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) November 23, 2016
13. It’s kind of really entertaining to watch.
Peewee soccer is composed of:
50% determination
50% kicking it out of bounds
0% teamwork— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) November 20, 2016
14. Oh, the irony.
"I'm only going to say this once" is something that I like to say 8 or 9 times a day.
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) November 20, 2016
15. That’s going to be tough to find at Walmart.
3yo's Christmas list
Underpants
A red snowboard with steering wheel
A real dinosaur I can take to the moon
9 candy canesGood luck Santa
— Karen Johnson (@21stcenturysahm) November 20, 2016