If you’re a parent with a Twitter account, chances are you tweet about your kids — and often. Some of the things we’ve seen (the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly) are just begging to be shared, and who has the time for more than 140 characters? Not us. So here you go, the funniest tweets from __parents on Twitter this week. #yourewelcome
1. If you can be a parent, you can do anything.
I was getting stressed about work then remembered I've survived 1,256 straight kid bedtimes so I can accomplish anything.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) November 7, 2016
2. Oh, NOW you’re tired?!??
Easy way to get your kids to fall asleep? Spend $50 on a movie & snacks in the theater with the recliners.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) November 11, 2016
3. The teacher doesn’t need to know that one.
Homework: "Measure stuff, record findings"
10yo:
*measures pencil *writes
*measures book *writes
*measures wine bottleMe: "WAIT OMG NO"
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) November 8, 2016
4. At least there’s an element of intrigue.
The hardest part of I Spy is pretending I don't see my 4 y.o. staring directly at the object he's challenging me to find.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) November 4, 2016
5. We’re with you, kid.
My 1 y/o just motioned for me to fast forward through the commercials of her show if you were wondering how generation z is coming along.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 6, 2016
6. Pick up the pace!
Mommy! Let's DO this!
-my 4yo demanding cereal right this second.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) November 10, 2016
7. That’s our go-to movie, too, Ryan.
I watched Frozen without my two year old this morning. Despair reveals itself in many forms.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 9, 2016
8. You will be missed.
They say that multitasking is bad for creativity so for art's sake one of these kids has gotta go.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) November 10, 2016
9. We hoped you’d be reminded that for us, it isn’t overrrr.
Adele's "Someone Like You" except it's me cry singing about how my son doesn't take naps anymore.
— The Glad Stork (@TheGladStork) November 6, 2016
10. It’s inevitable.
Every day.
– how often my kids break something in our house
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 7, 2016
11. Ah, the good life.
6 ate pizza off the floor & 8 counted by 4's for a half hour in case you were wondering how the beautiful people live…
— Stacey Sordahl (@DrunkAtThePTA) November 9, 2016
12. And … break!
Me, to kids: "Listen- if we find your sister's shoe in the next 3 minutes, we'll still be on time for school."
Then we laughed & laughed.
— Six Pack Mom (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 10, 2016
13. We’re not saying one is better than the other, but …
In my 20s I was out dancing on a Saturday night.
In my 30s I'm convincing a toddler their tummy won't disappear when they put on pajamas.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) November 6, 2016
14. Showering is a challenging task.
"Over here. By my toes. Stop moving away. JUST STOP YELLING IT ISN'T THAT BAD."
~me, helping with showers
— Jan Moyer (@moyermama) November 7, 2016
15. Our favorite game.
5: Can we play hide-and-seek, but where I stay in this room so you don't have to get out of your chair?
Me: You've always been my favorite.
— HammBone (@hammbone84) November 8, 2016