How many times has ordering food for your kids ended in an argument? “I don’t know. I don’t care. I don’t want that!” Well, this deli in Altoona, Pennsylvania, has made the perfect, brutally honest kid’s menu that should silence even the pickiest eaters.
Reddit user nabced recently shared a photo of The Deli at Mansion’s kid’s menu. And it is a beautiful thing.
Kid-friendly options include:
- “I Don’t Know:” Hot dog with French fries
- “I Don’t Care:” Chicken tenders with French fries
- “I’m Not Hungry:” Grilled cheese with French fries
- “I Don’t Want That:” Fish sticks with French fries (my personal favorite)
In just two days, the photo has accumulated over 1K comments. My personal favorite? Reddit user ivenotheardofthem commented with exactly what I was thinking, “We can conclude kids want French fries.” I mean, who doesn’t?!
Sure, they might not be the healthiest options, but sometimes when it comes to parenting, you just take what you can get.
Now excuse me — there’s a basket of fries with my name on it.
h/t: Mashable
Editor’s Note: An earlier version of this piece incorrectly identified the deli as Front Street Deli in Altoona, PA. The correct deli is The Deli at Mansion in Altoona, and we have updated accordingly.